A Day Off May be in Order........

Sorry to not have anything very interesting up yet, but......................




Sherri's usual attitude toward's housework.....

I mean HOUSEWORK???????


It really does STINK!!!!!!!


And I have heard..........


Ugly? Hmmmmm.... I always heard that housework won't kill you, but I'm usually not interested in taking any chances.......


But you can see what I am faced with......



Where do I start????


and....


I'm organized........what? What are you trying to say?


So, until I can find one of these......



Searched for hours...couldn't find a picture of Hank Azaria in his denim short shorts and halter top.....DANG!

or one of these......


THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!


I'm kinda stuck taking a few hours with........





Doing a little bit of this......



Well, I might gain a little more pitty with this shot.......

But before you go, here are a few of Sherri's cleaning tips........

• Sweeping and Mopping the Floors:
• Have dog sweep floors with tail and lick up all crumbs...(any stubborn spots that require scrubbing recruit cat... may have to add tuna water to spot). If you don't have a dog or cat...well you are in trouble.... go find one roaming the neighborhood quick!

• Vacuuming
• Call for demo from salesman. Have him show you how the vacuum works in all parts of the house... insisting the carpet looks the same... but really is different in all parts of the house. Tips for success: Don't always call same company... keep a chart and rotate.

• Dusting
• Only do what is at eye level or below. And only right before someone is coming over! Run rag over everything quickly (don't even waste your precious time on the Pledge or Endust... that's minutes away from your computer...and that just is unacceptable!) For the illusion of using those products... spray a few squirts to air like air freshener.

• Laundry
• First find a good place to hide it! If you have to do it... like you have no underwear... (heck who needs underwear). Okay...lets say its time to fold those rotten clothes... run the dryer again...and again and again... and when the utility bill comes.... have a stroke!

• Cleaning Toilet
• Close the lid.

• Cleaning Shower
• Close the shower door or curtain

• .Cleaning the Rest of the Bathroom
• Close the door. Again... for the illusion of a freshly cleaned bath... pour some Lysol in the trash can... that illusion will stay until you finally get someone to empty the trash for you. Speaking of which..

• Taking out the Trash
• If you cant find anyone in your house to take it out... bribe a neighbor... say you hurt your back or some other sob story...that one might be good for getting at least a few sympathy dinners out of the neighbor as well! Try not to use it too often...they might get suspicious.

• Dishes
• Dishwasher... if it doesn't come off run it again and again...if that doesn't work... throw the dish out and start fresh. Better yet... paper plates, plastic utensils and plastic cups are far better way to go... (as long as your neighbor is taking out the trash).

Now-- If you are dissapointed, I apologize.

Be sure to check back, becuase I am planning on coming back very soon. If you don't get back here today, be SURE to check in tomorrow. We will be having a VERY SPECIAL post on the SUPERBOWL and how you can help our soldiers by getting yourself a GREAT POSTER. We will also be having a very special guest.....



A TRUE HERO........

God bless and happy house cleaning........

Now I need to go talk to my neighbor......Oh! How my back hurts.....