Sometimes it is Just SOOOO HARD TO BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN!
Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.
The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.
"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."
Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."
I can just imagine the fun in the White House with this one today! I wonder if VP Cheney has had even ONE conversation today that didn't start with, "So Dick, when are you going to announce you're running?" I must stop here. She just made it toooooo easy to be tooooo ugly.
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS HELEN!